Came across some user reviews on Battlefield:Earth (a movie by John Travolta). What can I say–it’s just hilarious!
Watching this terrible abomination called “Battlefield Earth” is as painful as watching your dog’s head get crushed by a semi truck.
Watch this movie only to punish yourself and others. There just really isn’t anything good to say about it. It’s not even “so bad that it’s good.” There’s no way to find a way to laugh at how bad it is — it’s THAT bad.
In some parallel universe, this movie might rise to the level of pathetic, but in this universe there are simply no words to describe how BAD BAD BAD this movie is.
I wish I had my own religion…By the way my new religion is called Craptology and you make your way to heaven by avoiding this film.
it is a historical milestone in the world of cinema. Never once has a movie released in theatures fallen this low, and it will be laughed at by generations to come.
This is a movie that you don’t have to go to see or rent. Instead, I’ll give you the recipe for experiencing this movie in the luxury of your own house.
Ingredients:
– bad acting
– loose, incoherent drivel-encrusted plot
– a director, or a drunk chimpanzee in a party hat holding a foghorn while throwing crap around with its other hand
– stale popcorn
Place ingredients into toilet and flush thoroughly, making sure that the mixture is sufficiently thick. Wait 10 seconds until toilet backs up. Wait for the contents to settle and observe for 20 hours. Congratulations! You have just seen Battlefield Earth!
I remember people going on about how this is one of the worst movies ever made. So I had to check it out for myself. Believe the hype!!!!
Not just the worst movie ever made its is the worst idea the worst thing in the history of the world this movie should be recalled and every copy should be destroyed its that bad.
If you do not want to risk being addicted to sleep aids, rent this movie. I rented it to be the first movie I watched when I got my new home theater system, I almost took it out on the tv, which would have been unfair!
(Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…. )If you see this movie, the only thing you will wish for is to get back those 2 hours of your life that were just wasted. I’ve heard that John Travolta wants to make a sequel. Someone, please stop him.
i think im on the right track by saying I give this movie an A for Absolute trash. Or maybe A for Alcoholified, the way you must be too accidently rate this movie an F when you really…. oh wait, yea you did mean F. Or A for Atrophy, what your brain is doing when you see that one 2 minute blurb that i saw.
Or perhaps A for “Jon Travolta is < A > bad Actor in this < A > trosity”
had to join you guys, these reviews were too funny.
:P
There’s only two reasons to see this movie:
1. You’re Tom Cruise
2. You want to see one of the funniest movies of all time
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